8.22.2006

Who's Gay And Who's Straight In Hollywood? The Official Site Of Grant Miller Has The Answers.

Look at this list! I compiled the names and checked it with my Hollywood sources! Many A-list, leading men apparently like other A-list leading men! The names may surprise you!

Gay:
Lance Bass!
Jim J. Bullock!
Richard Chamberlain!
Rupert Everett!
Harvey Fierstein!
Sir Ian McKellen!
Graham Norton!
Robert Reed ("The Brady Bunch" Dad!)!
Charles Nelson Reilly!
George Takei (Sulu from "Star Trek!")!
John Waters!

As if that wasn't enough of a surprise, check this out! Below is a list of Hollywood regulars that almost everyone thought were gay! But it turns out, they're as straight as you! Or me, now that I think about it! This shocker is not to be missed!:


Not Gay:
Hugh Hefner!
Larry Flynt!
Toby Keith!
Nelly!
Wilt Chamberlain!
Richard Burton!
Warren Beatty!

21 comments:

vikkitikkitavi said...

Excellent list, Grant. You did forget to note that Larry the Cable Guy is also, surprisingly, not gay.

Jen said...

Sir Ian McKellen...
he was good in that movie..

just sayin

Kefla said...

I dunno about your assessment of Nelly. The bandaid-on-the-face thing just screams homosexuality to me.

yllwdaisies said...

I heard Vin Diesel & Hayden Christensen were suspect.

QuillDancer said...

Gandalf the Gay

Beth said...

You have some great contacts there, Mr. Miller. I'm still shocked about Jim J. Bullock! Where does Tom Cruise fall on your list?

Tenacious S said...

No shit, Sherlock.

Grant Miller said...

Dear vikkitikkitavi,

Thanks for the tip. There was some ambiguity there before.

Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.

Grant Miller said...

Dear jen,

I've never seen that one movie. But I will take your word.

Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.

Grant Miller said...

Dear kefla,

From what I hear, Nelly likes the ladies.

Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.

lulu said...

But the Ladies Love Cool J.

Grant Miller said...

Dear yllwdaisies,

No. Don't say that about America's heartthrobs.

Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.

Grant Miller said...

Dear quill dancer.

I hated, HATED, reading Beowulf in college.

Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.

Grant Miller said...

Dear beth,

Quite a shocker on Jim J. Bullock. My sources say Tom Cruise is happily married to Katie Holmes. Why would you ever question his outlook?

Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.

Grant Miller said...

Dear tenacious s,

Thanks!

Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.

Grant Miller said...

Dear lulu,

I'm gonna knock you out.

Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.

Shroom-Monkey said...

remember Too Close for Company?

That was a good show.........

Shroom-Monkey said...

Ohh yeah and I liked Eight is Enough too...

Good shows....

Echo said...

You knock out one of my many reader and I'll send one of yours to the free clinic...that's the Chicago Way...

Anonymous said...

Um, you asked Beth why she suspects Tom when he's married to Katie but...Does that actually mean anything? Bette Davis was married FOUR times and Rock Hudson was married. Liberache sued a guy who said he was gay and WON. What about John Travolta, Mr. Straight Sex Symbol of the 80s caught kissing another guy on the lips on film. The truth is, you can't tell who's gay and who's not by what's on the surface. People lie about this. They've done it for always. In the case of famous people, it can cost them huge money if they're outted. Just ask Ellen D. – speaking of whom, Ann Heche married a guy pretty quick after they were outted because it looked as though she and Ellen were both going to be out of their careers. You just can't tell.

Grant Miller said...

Dear P.B. Adams,

I was going to explain the joke, but thought your joke was a little better. I'll keep my mouth shut.

Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.