Today is election day!
I encourage every American to go out and vote. But not before enjoying The Official Site Of Grant Miller.
When I say every American, I mean those eligible to vote. If you are too young, then please do not vote. If you are a convicted felon, please do not vote.
But if you are a convicted felon, where do you stand politically? Are you opposed to capital punishment? Do you support stem cell research? Do you have any homemade tattoos?
If I was sent to prison, would I have to join a gang? I'm sleight of frame, but pretty bright. I think I would be a good addition to any prison gang.
But if you're in prison how are you reading this? Is it smuggled in? Are you allowed Internet usage for good behavior? What are you in for?
Did you ever see that one Discovery Channel documentary about life at San Quentin? You should. It was pretty cool.
Just curious.
Anyway, The Official Site Of Grant Miller will provide hourly reports as America votes. America sans those too young to vote or those in prison. Or those out of prison, but with a felony conviction on their record.
11.07.2006
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Dear Grant Miller...
You are wasting your time. The elections are already pre-planned. The winners are already decided and your vote doesn't count...DUH. I hope you find a better way to spend your day. If you have any questions you can contact me but I think I made myself clear. Voting = waste of time
xoxo
dirty
Dirty, y'all need to stop holding it all in and tell us how you REALLY feel.
Grant: keep up the good (albeit tedious) work! Fight the good fight!
The hard part about being in prison is the envy of those outside-- I bet there's rich folks drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars. Internet access hardly compensates for missing that. I just wish I hadn't shot that guy in Reno, just to watch him die.
Big Orange...You are so right. A post will be made!
I'm not in prison and I don't have any tattoos, but if I did, it would be something really gross and with poor taste so that everyone would be afraid of me - like the tattoo where my belly button would be a monkey's ass and another monkey is about to invade it.
Grant, you could be that guy in the prison library who writes up all the jailbird appeals and provides free legal advice to his fellow cons.
Dear dirty,
And Jimmy Hoffa killed JFK?
Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.
Dear big orange,
You are the true hero.
Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.
Dear johnny yen,
What does blood really look like when splattered. My guess is that's darker than the way they make it look in the movies. I should find out.
Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.
Dear getkristilove,
You have good taste.
Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.
Dear bubs,
Then I would break out of prison during a massive storm and go and live on a beach with a sweet ass boat and years later be joined by my black, sage friend from prison and we'd anally rape each other.
I've thought this through.
Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.
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