How much booze would it take for you to fuck somebody named "Newt?"- If you fucked someone named "Newt" what would you scream during sex?
3.09.2007
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18 comments:
1) An entire bottle of Canadian Mist and/or Hennessy.
2) Someone, please, kill me.
1. Two wine coolers (I'm a cheap drunk)
2. Bitch.
1. I'd say about three glasses of chardonnay.
2. Newtie.
Sorry...I misread question 2. I thought it said, "What name would you scream out during sex."
However, what I would scream out during sex with said "Newt"...More rock, less talk!
1. Not much if it was a hot Newt, there isn't enough booze in the world if it was the pictured Newt.
2. I can't form words during sex, so it's more of a primal scream.
Fucking salamanders just wouldn't be worth the effort. I imagine they are slippery suckers (but tight).
1: Depends if they were hot. If they were hot, no alcohol required. Otherwise, no amount of alcohol exists yet. If it was the pictured Newt, and his twanger is as big as he is suggesting...I could be swayed...
2: If his twanger was as big as he's suggesting - DAMN. Otherwise, Harder bitch!
I'd do it for five bucks. And I'd scream his name, of course.
If I remember correctly, someone who reads and posts on this blog actually knows a woman who fucked someone named Newt.
Lulu: Get the fuck out of here. Or out of here?
Newt knows!
1. Keep pouring, there's not enough Tequila out there.
2. Knute Rockne? Perhaps. Only because of the "rock" part.
It would take at least 7-9 Boli/Stoli coctails.
And I would scream, "Do me like the witch's cauldron ingredient you are! And twice on Sunday!"
And when it was over, I would request a wire brush and lye soap even though I know I would never be clean again. And then I would drink several more Boli/Stoli cocktails until I blacked out.
I think it would go something like this:
He turned a Newt into me!
A Newt?
I've had better....
(apologies to Monty Python's Holy Grail)
It took a three day old bottle of Hermit's Wine and it was the BEST SEX OF MY LIFE!
1. @ bottles of tequila
2. Come on Lizard Man!
I believe that one of your readers went to college with the girl'woman he was involved with during the Clinton trials. And I believe, although I may be wrong, that she brought him to a party with a bunch of her college friends, even though he was like 25 years older than they were.
1. There's not enough in the world.
2. "Please kill me!"
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