5.15.2008

Least Popular Tattoo Phrases.

  • "Fug Life."
  • "西贡报鸡豆腐" (Kung Pao Chicken with Bean Curd).
  • "Only God and My Parole Officer Can Judge Me."
  • "I Suffer From Chronic Lower Back Pain."
  • "Ned Beatty 4Eva"
  • "God Grant Me The Serenity To Not Regret This Tattoo Once I Sober Up"
  • "How's My Walking? Call 1-800-Talk-2-Me and let me know."
  • "I 'Heart' Uday."
  • "American By Birth, Southern Because My Parents Were Cousins."

11 comments:

Falwless said...

Enjoyable. I liked the "I Suffer From Chronic Lower Back Pain." That'd be the only reason I ever got a tattoo -- to ink something really retarded that makes me laugh.

Red said...

I'm very amused by the serenity one, but I'd think it'd take so bloody long that you'd be sober by the time he got to "regret". I also like the last one, but those of whom that's true probably don't have enough of a sense of humor to get it.

twiffer said...

if you get "i suffer from chronic lower back pain" as one of those small-of-the-back tattoos, then it's hip.

all my tattoos are internal (the bacteria in my GI tract are graffiti artists).

pistols at dawn said...

I just got a ladybug like all the rest of my sorority sisters.

twiffer said...

i also feel compelled to note the tattooed lady in the accompanying photo has the same expression and pose as the models advertising stripper-wear on grant miller media.

WendyB said...

I have a ladybug tattoo. Pistols was in my sorority.

minijonb said...

my ex had a Chinese character tattoo for a phrase that she thought meant "free as in freedom" but it really meant "free, cheap or worthless"

seriously.

Micgar said...

I have a "GMM Rules!" tat. And I don't regret it one damn bit!

Bubs said...

I only have 3...well,okay, 4 out of those tattoos.

I don't know if you've got any time on your hands, Mr. Miller, but if you do you've been tagged

peteski said...

I have a full sleeve tat depicting the Angie Dickinson's career metamorphosis from starlet to Merv Griffin Show regular.

SkylersDad said...

I thought mine was Cantonese for great warrior, but it turns out it means I am the female in a male-male relationship.

I think I should at least get my money back, don't you think?