The Grant Miller Media Privacy Policy.

At Grant Miller Media, we do not care about your privacy. We seek to obtain any and all details about your private life, bank accounts, aliases and secret families.

This privacy statement covers all Web sites associated with Grant Miller Media and its subsidiaries. By reading this sentence you waive any and all legal rights. If you read the last sentence aloud anyone who overheard you also waives their legal rights.

Your use of Grant Miller Media indicates your agreement to abide by the terms in effect and we encourage you to read this statement fully and carefully.

Information collection

Any information collected from users on the Grant Miller Media Web site is owned solely by Grant Miller Media and will be reviewed and distributed at our discretion often to the highest bidder or really any mildly flirtatious request.

Mailing List

To join the Grant Miller Media mailing list, users must submit information with a valid email. Users who join the mailing list will not receive emails from Grant Miller Media nor Grant Miller personally, but will receive 100s of third party emails daily from Grant Miller Media advertisers, sexy Latin women, sexy Asian women and political prisoners from Nigeria.

Cookies

Grant Miller Media uses a cookie to remember who you are, where you live, what you look like, what you're "in to," what other sites you visit, how long you stay at those other sites, what you do to yourself when you view those other sites and your mother's maiden name. Users may configure their browser to accept or reject all cookies but by rejecting all cookies you're pretty much admitting you're into some crazy ass shit.

Third Party Cookies

Some of our advertisers may use cookies also. But Grant Miller cannot control their actions and when push comes to shove, Grant Miller Media always will side with advertisers over readers. Suckers.

Log Files

Like most sites Grant Miller Media uses log files. This includes internet protocol (IP) addresses, browser type, internet service provider (ISP), referring/exit pages, platform type, date/time stamp, and number of clicks to analyze trends, administer the site, track users’ movement in the aggregate, and gather broad information for aggregate use. These log files are not linked to personally identifiable information. But it doesn't take a genius to figure out who's been snooping for k9 porn on here - I'm talking to you Ernest Rosler, 38, of 1597 Springdale Court, North Aurora, Illinois, you sick fuck!

Legal Disclaimer

Grant Miller Media makes almost no effort to preserve user privacy. We go to great lengths to learn about our readers in extremely private, personal and sometimes painful ways. Grant Miller Media may be required by law to disclose this information in situations when we have a good-faith belief that such action is necessary to comply with a current judicial proceeding, a court order or legal process served on any of the Grant Miller Media staff. Or if we find some gossip that's just way too juicy to ignore.

Business Transitions

In the event Grant Miller Media goes through a business transition, such as a merger, acquisition by another company, or sale of a portion of its assets, users’ personal information will likely be lost, hacked, sold or improperly discarded.

Notification of Changes

Whenever Grant Miller Media makes changes to its privacy policy, we will post the changes to this privacy statement via a skywriter to inform our readers about the information we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances, if any, we disclose it.

Contact

If you have any questions or suggestions regarding our privacy policy, please keep them to yourself.