10.07.2008

Television Programs for the New Depression.

  • "America's Saddest Home Videos."
  • "Extremely Desperate Housewives."
  • "Boston Paralegal."
  • "CSI: Gary, Indiana."
  • "Less Privleged."
  • "Shack."
  • "Extreme Makeover: Van Edition."
  • "No Deal."
  • "45 Minutes."
  • "20/30."
  • "Are You Hungrier Than a Fifth Grader?"
  • "Mind of Mencia."
  • "Entirely Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee."
  • "$2 a Day with Rachel Ray."
  • "Feasting on Asphalt."
  • "Prison Broke."
  • "Design on a Dime, Seriously, I Can't Afford To Spend More."
  • "My Okay Sweet 16."
  • "Lou Dobbs Goes Totally Apeshit."
  • "Anderson Cooper Furrows His Brow For an Hour."
  • "The Single Room Occupancy Life of Zach and Cody."

12 comments:

Whiskeymarie said...

I'm a fan of "The Real Housewives of Cleburne County, Arkansas" and "Project Clearance Aisle at Wal-Mart".

Jon said...

Who wants to be a hundredaire?

SouthernBelle said...

Mind of Mencia - hahahaha, I hate that guy so much!

I would totes watch Anderson Cooper furrowing his brow for an hour. I mean it.

pistols at dawn said...

I hope the paralegal show has lots of gripping copying footage.

Red said...

Oh God! I didn't think it was possibly, but the idea of Sandra Lee entirely homemade is scarier than her current show for some reason. Maybe because she is just scary, like, in general.

domboy said...

"Unhappy Days", "Project Runaway", "Survivor"

Micgar said...

Hasn't Lou Dobbs been doing that since he started.
Southernbelle, I agree with you about Mencia! I would like to add Dobbs also!

Amy said...

I'm with Southernbelle... I'm all over that Anderson Cooper show.

randomgal said...

Spongebob Poor Pants
you crack me up dude!

Distributorcap said...

Sex and the Deserted City
All My Shoeless Children
The Price is NOt Right - too expensive

BeckEye said...

"Shack" cracked me the eff up.

This week, Shack faces the TOUGHEST CASE OF HIS CAREER! And the patient has NO HEALTH INSURANCE! And then the power in the hospital goes off, because they go bankrupt right in the middle of A RISKY OPERATION!

Madam Z said...

How about "The Evening Bad News?"

"Wheel of Misfortune"

"In Jeopardy"

(I won't continue, because there's nothing I could do to top,or even match, yours...especially "Are you hungrier than a fifth grader." You are a friggin' genius!