Blogger of the YearGrant Miller (Grant Miller Media.)
Some Guy (Some Guy's Blog)
Dr. Zibbs (That Blue Yak)
McGone (The International House of Blogcakes)
Pistols at Dawn (Save This Generation)
BeckEye (The Pop Eye)
Warren Beatty (Grant Miller Media.)
KatRocket (Rocketradio)
Jon (Extraneous Kickassery)
Splotchy (I, Splotchy)
Least Influential Political Blog
The Urban Country
Blog with the Most Spelling and Grammatical Errors
Blog With the Most Spam Comments
Blog With the Most Text-Messaging Jargon
Blog With The Most Stolen or Unattributed Material
Blog With the Most Pictures of the Blogger
Blog With The Most Cat Pictures
Blog With the Most Baby Pictures
Least Logical Political Argument in a Single Post
Bells On - "Nacho Marriage"
Grant Miller Media - "Unrequested Advice for Hillary Clinton"
Grant Miller Media - "My Attempt at Political OpEd Writing"
Grant Miller Media - "Wow!!! Yeah!!!"
The Urban CountryLeast Updated Blog
Most Pointless Blog Posts
Ugliest Blog
Longest Posts
Blurriest Photos
Worst Commenter
Blog with the Most Swears
Blogger Whose Online Person is Cooler Than His or Her Real Persona
Dullest Blog
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Congratulations to all nominees. Voting in the column to the left concludes at 12:01 A.M. (CST) Christmas Day. Awards will be presented at the Third Annual Drysdale Awards Ceremony and Charity Gala, Dec. 29, at Club Lago, 331 W. Superior St., Chicago. Email here for more information on the awards banquet.
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Good luck to all the nominees!
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45 comments:
I like that I am being recognized for both my vanity and bad language. That pretty much sums me up right there.
I wasn't nominated this year?
Miller... you god damn BASTARD
That baby picture award is as good as MINE!
Please vote for me, I will fix this economy up in a jiffy if I win the Blog With Most Spam Comments category.
I think you have a typo in the first category, Mr. Miller. It appears that my name and blog are in there.
I'm up for dullest? Oh that is rich.
"Blog With The Most Stolen or Unattributed Material" is mine, you hear me people?
You can't handle the truth!!
There, I just made that up, trust me...
I'm going to be checking obsessively all day - I wonder if I'll be the last one to receive a pity vote for Blogger of the Year! The excitement is killing me.
Okay, first I was befuddled that anyone nominated me for Blogger of the Year. But then, when I went to vote (NOT for myself) I was curious to see if anyone actually voted for me and I realized that I'm not even on the ballot. I don't even get a little radio button. Look, Miller, I know I'm not gonna win, but you don't have to prove how much I suck compared to the other nominees by not even giving people a chance to NOT vote for me. You unimaginable bastard.
It's an honor just to be nominated.
Bacon in 08!
Sorry BeckEye! Your name accidentally was left off the first ballot! I deleted that poll and replaced it with a new one including you. Unfortunately, all votes for that poll were lost.
Sooooo, I extended the voting period by 12 hours to make up for it.
Not quite Bush V. Gore, yet. But I'm trying.
I'm not voting for any of you, because I'm too busy sulking that no one nominated me for anything.
Good luck EVERYONE.
I guess if I'm going to only be nominated for one thing, it may as well be for my narcissism.
I totally deserve to win this as I post pics of myself every 2.4 seconds (crosses fingers).
But, how did I not get nominated for "most cat pictures?" Seriously. I'm going to do something about this for next year's awards. Cats. Every. Day.
Yes! I squeezed my way in, like a bloggy Ross Perot.
Now, everyone, if you vote for me, I will totally install a hot tub in the Blogsphere's cafeteria.
And I'm sorry I called you an unimaginable bastard, Mr. Miller. You're very imaginable. At least that's what all the lady bloggers say.
I knew this two bit award was fixed. Now I'm back to 1 vote. It's kind of funny though..me..with one vote. Think about it..... Are you thinking about it?
I seriously need to start swearing more on the blog. If nothing else, I can spew m'fer's all over town.
peace
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Can't wait for the awards show - will Britney S be performing? Or hosting
This is the way I truly know it's Christmas. Good luck to all, but mostly those who aren't in categories with me.
I voted! I voted!
What do I win?!
This is freakin' hilarious.
i only voted for folks who comment on my blog, cuz i'm petty like that.
this is great! I'm voting now.
I used to know a guy named Drysdale. He was a lousy lay and kind of a prick but these awards are great.
Yes! Least Influential Political Blog award, here I come!!!
I hate you, Grant Miller! How dare you say that I have the most spelling/grammatical errors??
God, I really hope I win this one.
Not so fast, Red. "Least Influential" has my name all over it.
Fuck, the sista's weren't nominated.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
#1
thanks for using check boxes instead of radio buttons. it allowed me to vote for everyone!
Ooh, finally I get to vote for myself where it won't be a write-in!
Yay I voted! Now where the shit is my award?
I am surprised my blog was not considered for Dullest. Sure, maybe my brother gets consideration for Blog Master Supreme or whatever, but my (lack of) readership proves my dullness over and over again.
Miss Janey is only sad she didn't know about his sooner. She woudl have nominated herself for Most Swears & Spelling Errors. Perhaps next year. A girl can dream can't she?
YAY! I was mentioned! Yay!
Who's Grant Miller?
Are you f--ing kidding me? This is an outrage, a sham and a downright injustice to not recognize the most groundbreaking thing to happen to the Internet since free streaming porn; www.rufkm.net. Get out of McNally's, stop drinking the water from the Fox River and recognize that we, and we alone, brought the world riveting stories about monkeys and assorted tomfoolery.
OK Miller. How did I go from 17 votes to 13. I'm done.
Yay!! Another blogger get together. Sadly, my kids get home on the 30th so I wouldn't be able to rack up free flights on the way home this year. Besides, I'm on that stupid diet and I'm not sure I can function without drinking.
Let me think about it.
Oh, and don't feel bad about forgetting me, Grant - but I'm thinking least updated might by right up my alley - but that's o.k., really. :)
Dr. Zibbs - I'm not watching the votes closely. But people can change their votes, vote more than once or vote for multiple nominees. That may or may not explain any voting irregularities. Although, since the polls were designed that way, they're not irregularities, I guess.
Grant Miller - Uh.....I guess I'll have to take your word on it. Hmmmmm.
You're doing the Lord's work here, Mr. Miller. I'll be sure to take a couple of hours and read some of these blogs for the first time in order to place my votes.
A) why my blog wasn't nominated4 Most Swears, then i swear, clearly, none of you fucksticks are reading my fucking goddamned pile of shit blog thing, you assholes. if i were there with you all i'd punch every last one of you in the fucking beanbag. go fuck yourselves.
B) i'm a little embarrassed about the cat picture thing but i'm coping as a single female who is not only most likely barren, and in the new economy, eats her cat's cat food.
at least i only have one cat, right?
ahem.
PS i'm coming to chicago the middle of january, so get ready for in your face anne altman action. if you can handle it.
er'Thanks, Grant.
Where are the following categories?
Blogger who has dated the most men in California
Blogger most likely to be a prostitute
Blogger most likely to have a hot flash in the next 30 seconds
Man oh man, give a middle aged woman a chance...
you like me! you really like me!
I am like Switzerland. Blogger Neutral. not neutered, neutral.
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