1.07.2009

Surgeon General Gupta?

CNN health correspondent Sanjay Gupta reportedly may be appointed surgeon general in the Obama Administration. Here's a look at other candidates for the post:

  • Marcus Welby, MD.
  • Trapper John, M.D.
  • Hawkeye Pierce, MD.
  • Cliff Huxtable
  • Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
  • Clooney
  • Dr. Derek Shepherd
  • Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan
  • Quincy
  • Ed Begley Jr.
  • A mysterious, unnamed Native American shaman who offered Obama peyote while stranded in the desert during the 2008 primaries.
  • Dr. Dre
  • Dr. J.

10 comments:

red said...

I vote for Clooney. We do get to vote for this, right?

katrocket said...

What? No Dr. Gregory House? This is an outrage!

Bacon Lady said...

I think I am the only female on the planet who does NOT think that Patrick Dempsey is "dreamy". I can only picture him as that dude in "Can't Buy Me Love".

Side note: I also find Ben Affleck barf-inducing.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

What the fvck, Barry. Where the hell is Julius Hibbert, M.D.?

SkylersDad said...

Doesn't matter who gets Surgeon General, everyone knows that the Surgeon Sargents run the medical army!

Del-V said...

Dr. Pepper
Dr. Doom
DeForest Kelley (Dr. McCoy from Star Trek)
Dr. Sholes

WendyB said...

I used to have the hots for Trapper.

Scope said...

While I hate to blow the birhday surprise, but I have it on good authority from a guy who knows a guy that it's going to be Dr. Zibbs.

Justin said...

May i suggest Dr. Nick Riviera? And Dr. Elliot Axelrod.

theideaofprogress said...

Which Dr. Dre? The former host of Yo! MTV Raps or the former member of NWA?

I anxiously await your reply.

Sincerely,

The Idea of Progress