Misconception: Winter weather can be predicted by studying animal fur.
Fact: This method is only affective when studying Robin Williams.
Misconception: Skin is the largest organ in the human body.
Fact: This is true for all humans except Ed Begley Jr.
Misconception: A black belt in martial arts denotes mastery.
Fact: Ninjas are badass.
Misconception: Playing Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" and the movie "The Wizard of Oz" simultaneously reveals unexpected coincidences.
Fact: Owning Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" and "The Wizard of Oz" means you're a gay stoner.
Misconception: The Platypus is the only egg-laying mammal.
Fact: The Platypus is super freaky looking.
Misconception: Paganism is an umbrella term that refers to many monotheistic and polytheistic religions.
Fact: Druids were cool.
Misconception: President Lincoln had secretary named Kennedy and President Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
Fact: Both thought Mary Todd was apeshit.
Misconception: Toilet waste is dumped while airplanes are in flight.
Fact: The waste is held in a tank until landing and then served onto plates for following flights.
Misconception: The personalities of the dwarf characters in "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" represent the seven stages of cocaine addiction.
Fact: The drug in question is whippits.
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12 comments:
I think you just made a connection between the platypus and Rick James.
Ugh, Robin Williams, why must he be so furry?
what stage of addiction does "doc" represent?
I have lived my entire life without knowing that Ed Begley Jr. had a huge cock. Thanks for clearing that up.
Sincerely,
Hugh Jorgan
Misconception:
Men earn more than women.
Fact:
Women have better boobs and can look at them any time they want.
So there.
I always suspected that info about the airline food.
I burst out laughing when I read the airplane food item. Good one, Grant Miller.
More great stuff! I love it!
I want to get stoned with Druids and the dwarfs. Just keep that Marry Todd away from us, she creeps me out and kills my buzz.
Misconception: Anal Sex is painful.
Fact: Only if its with a large membered man.
wait, WHAT?
I feel more informed already.
Misconception: Playing Dark Side of the Moon along with Wizard of Oz is awesome when you're using mind-altering substances that make you see/hear cool shiz that ain't really there.
Fact: When you're using mind-altering substances that make you see/hear cool shiz, you'll get distracted from the movie/music mixture and go play in the park down the street instead.
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