2.26.2009

Gmail Failure Upsets Users.

Google Mail - Gmail - went dark for several hours Tuesday morning leaving millions without e-mail access. Here's a brief listing of e-mail subjects you may have missed during the outage:

  • "More Orggasms" from Disbrow Manier.
  • "LOTTERY PROMO NOTIFICATIONS" from WINS!
  • "Call me today! Generic cialis" from Gander.
  • "Unzip your pants for some extra meat" from Brenton Dejesus.
  • "Check Out Bling! Bling! Watches" from Omegas.
  • "Don't let the male disabilities ruin your life" from Gina Salinas.
  • "Christ god unhappy soft cialis enter her twat like a bull" from Humphrey.
  • "URGENT BUSINESS...FOR YOUR POSITIVE CONSIDERATION PLEASE" from Hang Seng.
  • "FROM AISHA MOHAMED" From Madam Aisha Mohamed.
  • "(no subject)" from (unknown sender). 
  • "請她在床上每次"from 矽矽.

4 comments:

SkylersDad said...

Humphrey is my new pen name, sorry for any confusion.

Jeff said...

I get about 200 of those Chinese ones every day. Any idea how to make them go away?

p.s. don't bother lecturing me on the dangers of visiting hotasianbabes.com. I get it already.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

I don't want to jinx myself, but hey- I don't even get spam on gMail.

WendyB said...

Nothing from the Mailer Daemon?