1. How can I receive free resources from Grant Miller Media?
Grant Miller Media is a non-profit corporation with branches, ministries, prison outreach programs, children's fat camps, reading rooms and time share properties throughout North America and Europe. It survives on the generous donations from its members.
2. How do I contact Grant Miller Media?
You may submit billing inquiries, resumes, 8X11 glamour shots and other correspondence by clicking here for e-mail. Grant Miller Media reserves the right to edit, revise, destroy, light on fire, forward to your friends and family, submit as his own work and embellish any and all correspondence. Grant Miller Media also is available on Facebook and Twitter.
3. Are there any special editions of Grant Miller Media in development?
Grant Miller Media is completing production on its first Broadway musical, a 30-minute infomercial and its own line of lawn-care products. Grant Miller Media products already available include "Grant Miller Media for the Classroom," "Grant Miller Media Praises America Through Song," "Madea Goes to Grant Miller Media."
4. Is it true that Grant Miller was briefly married to Sienna Miller?
The two never married.
5. Where can I find out more about the class action lawsuit against Grant Miller Media?
Due to ongoing litigation, I am not allowed to comment. However, Grant Miller Media never intended for those children's toys to spontaneously combust.
6. Why can't I see Grant Miller Media?
Because you are blindfolded.
7. Is Grant Miller Media for me?
Before reading Grant Miller Media, consult your doctor.
8. I heard a rumor that Grant Miller was the model for the Gerber Baby. Is that true?
Yes. Yes it is.
9. I'm getting married soon, should I tell my fiance about my massive debt and criminal past?
No.
10. I've forgotten my password, what should I do?
Your password is tw33tyb1rd47.
11. When is Grant Miller Media updated?
Grant Miller Media is updated constantly throughout the day with breaking news important to Grant Miller Media and its readers. You should check back constantly or make Grant Miller Media your homepage.
12. Whenever I log into Grant Miller Media, I'm taken to different website with questionable adult content.
Too much information, dude. I don't need to know what you do to "relax."
13. Can I receive college credit for reading Grant Miller Media?
Many state and private colleges, technical and trade schools, culinary institutes and barber colleges work directly with Grant Miller Media. Contact your guidance counselor or dean to learn how you can earn college credits reading Grant Miller Media.
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14 comments:
Oh Lord, you made me laugh....Madea goes to GM.
May I suggest a few other sections:
The importance of being grant miller
Grant Miller a step by step manual to being the great one...
Thank God you weren't married to Sienna Miller. I've been boycotting her ever since she talked shit about Pittsburgh, and I really didn't want to have to boycott your blog too.
Whew. Crisis averted.
"12. Whenever I log into Grant Miller Media, I'm taken to different website with questionable adult content."
You may already be infected with the Confucker virus.
Regarding #6, I thought it was because of the incredible blinding light that is the glow of Grant Miller.
I wanted to consult my doctor, but I was blindfolded and couldn't find the phone.
Still non-profit, huh?
Just reading Grant Miller got my prison sentence reduced by three months. Excellent!
tw33tyb1rd47.
What a great password.
Grant Miller: I've seen you lurking about Charm School and just assumed you were some kind of pervert. Instead, you're hilarious. Not that the two are mutually exclusive. Keep up the good work! UF Mike
what about adult fat camps? its big business.
If I suck Grant Miller’s dick, or pay extortionate amounts of money to Grant Miller, can I benefit from his/her services?
College credit.
Like anyone who reads this even finished high school.
My friend Dave made an FAQ page for my friends and I after being asked the same questions by us over and over.
One example, to demonstrate our collective intelligence and the absolute necessity of the FAQ-
Are you a vegetarian?
No. Just because I don't drink liquor, it doesn't mean I'm a vegetarian.
Until there's a special Grant Miller part of Puppetry of the Penis, I'm holding my breath. Well, until that happens or 12 seconds pass - whichever comes first.
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