Is your spouse or significant other a werewolf? It's a question everyone dreads and for many it's a sure-fire relationship-ender. But is there anything you can do to protect yourself and your relationship?
This quiz will answer many of the questions you have. Find out if you're suspicions are on target or if you're over-reacting. Whether you're with a suspected werewolf or simply want to protect yourself against werewolves, this quiz is for you:
1. You iron one of his shirts for work. He:
a. Kisses you and says thanks.
b. Promises to return the favor.
c. Hardly notices.
d. Growls and rips the shirt from your hands with his massive fangs.
2. You're at a restaurant with your man. The waitress is a Heidi Klum-look-a-like. Your man:
a. Barely notices her and focuses his attention on you.
b. Eyes her up and down and appears distracted.
c. Flirts with her and brushes it off as harmless.
d. Foams at the mouth.
3. His ideal night out is:
a. Dinner and a movie.
b. Clubbing and getting sweaty on the dance floor.
c. He'd rather stay in - a candlelight dinner and off to the bedroom!
d. Visiting graveyards and feasting on corpses.
4. When you argue does he:
a. Yell and get angry.
b. Play the silent game.
c. Listen to your side.
d. Hunt prey in your back yard.
5. You cooked a special meal at home using a great new recipe. Does he:
a. Compliment you.
b. Offer to clean the dishes.
c. Barely touch it.
d. Run for the hills, hunting for virgin blood.
6. In bed, he:
a. Is an animal!
b. Likes it rough!
c. Insists on doggy-style!
d. All of the above.
7. You just returned from a week-long business trip. Your man:
a. Has a candlelight dinner ready and waiting.
b. Is late to pick you up at the airport.
c. Is happy to have you home - these dishes don't wash themselves!
d. Is chasing squirrels in the backyard.
8. Does your religion cause him to:
a. Take a greater interest in his faith.
b. Learn more about your spirituality.
c. Renounce all beliefs.
d. Howl and break into hives.
9. Are you with him because:
a. All your friends are married or attached.
b. All the good ones are taken or gay.
c. You love him.
d. You were raised by wolves.
10. On your anniversary, does he give you:
a. Roses.
b. Diamonds.
c. Nothing - oops he forgot!
d. Rabies.
If you answered "D" to any of the questions your spouse or significant other may be a werewolf.
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7 comments:
Wow, that would suck pretty hard to get rabies on an anniversary. Maybe being single isn't so bad...
I only answered "d" to two of them, so I'll just say he's aggressive and a wee bit hairy and leave it at that.
And, on a side note, how odd that we both used the phrase "chasing squirrels in the backyard" today in our posts. Hmmm...maybe I'M the warewolf, and not my husband.
Hmmm...
Werewolf.
I spel gud.
I can't thank you enough for this very helpful post! You have cleared up The mysteries in my relationship with my hirsute hubby. Numbers 1 through 9 were all "d", but there's no rabies yet, so I'll keep him.
Spooney scored 2 "D"s, and I'm not even kidding.
Ahhh whoooo! woo, woo, woo! Sorry! Werewolf impressions don't work so well with print!
uh oh you know there are werewolves reading your post and ain't too happy about this, right?
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