Mich. Zoo Offers X-Rated Entertainment.

Binder Park Zoo in Battle Creek, Mich., recently hosted a sold-out event featuring animals making love. Couples paid $50 for champagne, hors d'oevres  and tours of animal boudoirs typically closed to the public. Featured animals included snow leopards, giraffes and zebras. The event was dubbed "Zoorotica."

Here are the names that were rejected for the event:

• "Animals Fucking."
• "Fucking Animals."
• "You Think You Look Any Better When You Do It?"
• "Wanna Find Out Why The Giraffe Has Such a Long Tongue?"
• "Sex in the City Zoo."
• "More Than Just Camel Toe."
• "Hot Zebra-on-Zebra Action."
• "FINALLY!"
• "If You Think Giraffes Have Long Necks..."
• "Calling All Deviants!"
• "If You're 'Into' Snow Leopards, You Just Hit Jackpot."
• "Horse Hung Seahorses, Vol. 37."
• "This Will Blow Away the Mapplethorpe Exhibit at the Art Museum."