Can you believe that taxpayers - like me!!! - gave the banks nearly a trillion dollars??? A trillion dollars!
But would it kill them to put out some coffee and cookies in the lobby??? Am I right, folks???
Who are these clowns kidding? I dunno, but I ain't laughing. Trust me, there are plenty of other banks that would be more than happy to do business with yours truly, Stash Bednarik.
Oh and what about that lady in Pennsylvania who kidnapped her own kid - her own kid!!! She even called the cops and said she was trapped in a car trunk. But you know where she was? Do you know where she was? You're not going to believe it.
Disney World!!!
Can you believe that??? Faked the whole thing. Her family is frantic up in Pennsylvania and she's on some merry-go-round in Florida. Jeez!
Hey, here's a commercial for ya: "You just kidnapped your own kid, what are you gonna do? I'm goin' to Disney Land!!!"
Oh brother.
Or what about that fat cat they found in Washington - no not those fat cats, smart guy!!! I mean a real fat cat - 31 pounds!!! Thirty one pounds!!! Somebody just brought it into the Humane Society. What'd they use, a crane???!!!
Yeah, the cat didn't have a tag and they couldn't find the owners. Hey, I'll tell ya where the owners are - they're in the cat's stomach!!!
Jesus.
Stash Bednarik is a lifelong nudist and resident of Whiting, Indiana. He is the newest intern at Grant Miller Media and completing a degree at Phoenix University. His column, "Am I right, Folks???" appears on Thursdays.
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You always pick up the best talent before I can sign them.
Damn you.
Please keep Stash away from Timmy.
That is all.
Dude! I frikkin' know his brother, Snatch! Helluva guy, let me tell ya.
Man, this blog is great! I read the first post and was hooked. I'm a mechanic that works on engines. I was rebuilding a ford engine today and one of my buds at the shop told me about how great this blog was. I have to say, I didn't think much of it at the time (he's got terrible taste), but man, this is funny and interesting. I spent a good 45 minutes here today until my wife told me I was taking too long. A happy wife is a happy home. Thanks for the great stuff.
Hey, Stash! Congrats on landing a position at Grant Miller Media. It's a good gig, or so I hear.
Just watch out for the boss man after hours; I wasn't kidding when I called your new job a 'position', if you know what I mean.
I saw something about somebody wanting to visit Disneyworld today + kidnapping. Thanks for filling me in on the news that I won't read!
I like Stash. Anyone who wants cookies placed in a bank is okay in my book.
What? That's insane. I can't believe that someone would fake and abduction and then go to Disney.
I can't even believe this.
None of it.
In fact, I don't.
You're all liars at Grant Miller Media!
As an HR Manager, I have to say that Grant Miller Media sure knows how to push the recruiting envelope. Nudists - I would have never thought...
That fat cat doesn't have much to lol about. Poor non-lolcat.
You're right, Stash. And your column is RIGHT ON!
Question: You say you are "a lifelong nudist." Do you mean under your clothes?? Doesn't it get too cold in Indiana to literally be nude all winter long?
Yes Stash-you are right! Just keep about 5 feet away from me when you're getting all worked up about something ok?!
Yeah. Good point. Where the hell are the cookies?!?!
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