Are You A Koala? Take The Grant Miller Media Quiz and Find Out!

Do you sometimes feel people treat you differently? Are you regularly excluded from social events? Are you looking to get ahead at work but wondering what it takes? Do you have a thick coat of fur? If so, take this Grant Miller Media quiz to determine whether you are a koala.

1. If you had plans with a friend and they cancelled what would you do?

a. Ask why.

b. Be sad because you were really looking forward to going out.

c. Call someone else.

d. Mark your territory with saliva and urine.

2. When you've had a long day, how do you relax?

a. Read a favorite book.

b. Round up some friends and go out.

c. Chill out at home with a movie.

d. Nap in a eucalyptus tree for 18 hours.

3. You're at a park and see a child fall and start crying. You:

a. Rush to see if she needs help.

b. Alert the child's parents.

c. Walk away and act like you didn't notice.

d. Use your deadly fangs and sharp claws to devour her.

4. You think a date went well if:

a. You talked about a lot of interesting things.

b. You laughed a lot.

c. You planned to meet again.

d. You displayed your bifurcated penis.

5. Which of these best describes your bedroom?

a. Coordinated and well-put-together.

b. Messy. Tons of posters, toys and food everywhere.

c. A bed. A dresser. Don't need much else.

d. A mature eucalyptus tree covered with your scent.

6. If you knew you would die tomorrow, how would you spend your last day?

a. Reading great literature or going to a museum.

b. Visiting family and friends.

c. Crying.

d. High on eucalyptus leaves.

7. You often dream you are:

a. Falling.

b. Searching for something or someone.

c. I don't know. I can never remember.

d. A koala.

8. The television show "Two and a Half Men" is:

a. Funny and good-natured.

b. Entertaining for the whole family.

c. Mildly amusing.

d. A tragic waste of the human spirit.

9. What's your best physical attribute?

a. My eyes.

b. My body - it's a temple!!

c. My mind - I'm very cerebral, baby!

d. My thick coat of fur that pads my body while sitting in trees.

10. Your parents are:

a. My best friends! I love you guys!

b. Tolerant of my decisions even if they disagree.

c. So embarrassing OMG!

d. Koalas

If you answered "D" to any of these questions you are a koala.