7.14.2009

Hackers Attack Microsoft Office Users.

Cybercriminals attacked a flaw in Microsoft's Office software, putting users of the popular product at risk, a company spokesman said Tuesday. According to Microsoft, infected Office software will display the following symptoms:

  • Running smoothly without reboot.
  • Improved ease of use with simple, easy-to-follow prompts.
  • Able to run multiple applications without freezing up.
  • Logical button combinations.
  • Work is regularly saved so users can operate the software worry-free.
  • Does not cause computer to smoke or make weird noises.

5 comments:

Eric said...

I know some of those hackers. The ones at Microsoft, I mean.

BeckEye said...

I love you, Grant Miller. So much that I made a PowerPoint presentation about it. I'd show you, but it keeps crashing my computer every time I try to open it.

Johnny Yen said...

In other words, it turned the PC's attacked into Macs.

Jeff said...

This is too funny. I may have to link to this from my new business.

Distributorcap said...

i think there are little roaches in my computer rearranging the microsoft code