7.10.2009

Have a Great Weekend!

  • Since 2003, the number of underground tremors along a section of the San Andreas Fault has doubled. The same section produced a 7.8-magnitude earthquake in 1857, considered the last "big one" to hit the area. Scientists acknowledge they don't know what the rise in tremors signifies.
  • Although there are no concrete numbers, experts estimate there are 300 active serial killers in the United States at any time.
  • The "Big Freeze" - a term used by scientists to describe an ever expanding universe that ultimately drops in temperature - is the most commonly accepted theory on how the universe will end. Other theories include Heat Death (the universe contracts), the Big Rip (dark energy density increases, destroying all matter) and the Big Crunch (the Big Bang, but in reverse).
  • In 1989, a 1,000-foot diameter asteroid missed the Earth by 400,000 miles. Had it flown by just six hours earlier, it would have struck the Earth causing an explosion the "equivalent of one Hiroshima-sized atomic bomb detonating every second for 50 days." Scientists estimate similar asteroids miss the Earth undetected every "two or three years."
  • Last week, scientists discovered a new, medium-sized black hole. It is 500 times larger than the sun and has a gravitational pull so strong that nothing escapes it.
  • Astronomers speculate Jupiter's gravitational pull will eventually pull Mercury out of its orbit and possibly hit Earth. If so, the explosion would be large enough to form another moon.
  • About two million Americans are allergic to bee stings. In 2006, honey bees began disappearing throughout North America. Bees play a vital role in pollination. Their extinction could disrupt the food chain. A disruption in the food chain could lead to mass starvation and extinctions of other life forms including humans.
  • In 1997, Russia informed the United Nations that 100 nuclear weapons were unaccounted for. In 2005, that number grew to 250.
  • "Paris Hilton's My New BFF" began filming in Dubai last month.

14 comments:

Bubs said...

Dubai is hawt.

domboy said...

The concept of existence sometimes terrifies me into panic. Thankfully, I spend more nights reliving scenes from “My New BFF” in my head than facing the crushing terror of the realization of my own mortality.

Whiskeymarie said...

That's why I come here- the sunny outlook on life and the Paris Hilton updates.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

I thought the Big Crunch was the most accepted end-of-the-universe theory. If it's The Big Freeze, I better fire up the CO2 machine and help heat this mother up with a little global warming.

Eric said...

Maybe the asteroids that would otherwise hit Earth will be pulled into the newly discovered black hole. It's a plan so crazy, it just might work.

Bombchell said...

LMAO what's wrong with u!! trying to scare people on friday

SkylersDad said...

You should have a talk with your empires fact-checkers Mr Miller. I am pretty certain that in 1989 a 400,000 mile asteroid missed the Earth by 1000 feet.

I am certain I saw a shadow go by that day...

Gwen said...

Well, I WAS going to leave the house but now I think I'll curl into a ball in the basement by the cat litter boxes and cry. Thanks, Grant Miller. You're swell.

Evenrant said...

Just don't run into one of those 300 active serial killers this weekend!

Winter said...

I knew I could count on you for the lastest Paris Hilton news, Grant Miller Media never lets me down!

The Ambiguous Blob said...

So uplifting. Because so far today, none of this has happened. There's always 4pm though. Maybe by then we'll meet destruction!

BeckEye said...

You're so dark and troubled. That's hot.

WendyB said...

Now, where did I put my Klonopin?

dguzman said...

Thanks for the good news, asshole.