The Supreme Court began its summer recess last week. Here's a look at how the justices will spend their time off:
- John G. "Big John" Roberts: Interning at dad's law office.
- John Paul "The Pope" Stevens: Working out so he can make the court's JV squad in fall.
- Antonin "Tone" Scalia: Chillaxin' and getting tanned.
- Anthony "Not a Real" Kennedy: Opening for Fleetwood Mac on selected tour dates.
- Clarence "Clearance" Thomas: Hedonism II.
- Ruth "Master" Bader Ginsburg: Working as a camp counselor and applying at colleges.
- David "Dave" Souter: Backpacking Europe!!! See ya next year, BITCHES!!
- Stephen "Little Stevie" Bryer: Partyin'!!!!
- Samuel "Mad Sam" Alito: Mowing lawns.
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"Ruth "Master" Bader Ginsburg" made me snort out loud Grant!
I think I should be on the Supreme Court given how my mind works.
See my blog for an earth shattering post about how I saw into the future.
Make sure you have smelling salts handy because you may faint.
Well I should hope that they'll start their reading assignments a little earlier before summer recess ends this time. Will they be keeping the same dorm rooms as last time?
How did you find this out?
I think I saw Mad Sam mowing in Central Park...that dude should quit smoking; I'd say something but I'm sure he's heard it a hundred times before. As long as he's on the look out for puppies and bunnies, I'm cool with him.
what is maria oops sonia sotomayor doing?
What? No devil worship?
fleetwood mac is touring this summer? awesome!
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