Grant Miller Media is looking for bright, motivated and energetic people to join its corporate headquarters in St. Charles, Illinois.
As a member of the Grant Miller Media corporate team, you'll play a valuable role in our ongoing success while gaining important experience in a fast-paced, challenging field. If you're passionate about your corporate career join us in making Grant Miller Media the Internet's Number One source for Grant Miller-related information.
The following positions are available as of July 15, 2009:
- Grave digger.
- Biohazard removal.
- Forced laborer.
- Indentured servant.
- Textile machinery operator.
- Coal miner.
- Print journalist.
- Carnival attendant.
- Poultry processing.
- Nuclear decontamination.
- Scientific guinea pig.
- Cat husbandry.
- Test subject.
- Human zoo exhibit.
Grant Miller Media has grown to become one of the nation's leading Grant Miller-related information sources with more than 4,600 offices worldwide. Our annual retail sales of $13 billion rank Grant Miller Media in the top 25 of all U.S. Grant Miller-related information sources. We've been in business for more than 80 years, have a legendary distribution network, a strong financial record and a history of success. Grant Miller Media is an equal opportunity employer supporting diversity in the workplace. Except Mongolians.


11 comments:
I am 1/10th Mongolian, but have over 25 years experience as a Carny. Will you still consider my resume?
I thought there was an opening for a table dancer. No?
Oooh, oooh! Pick me!
I was worried that I didn't qualify for any of these, but then I noticed "Poultry processor" and "cat husbandry". I like to think I am almost over-qualified in both fields.
Now, to whom shall I send my resume and urine sample?
Gosh, so my tetherball skills and nunchuck skills won't help, gosh.
Tell me more about this human zoo exhibit . . . can I fling poo?
And if I'm not passionate about my career, does that make me a shoe-in?
I hate to disappoint you, but I'm pretty sure cats don't have husbands. One night stands is about as far as they go. As for Carnival attendant," the last time I attended a carnival, they didn't pay ME, I had to pay THEM! And I don't wear dentures yet,so I can't be an indentured servant. Being in a dark place with big, husky men sounds good though, so I'll try being a coal miner for a while.
You can try to drag me back into print journalism but I might put up a fight.
with 10% unemployment you might get flooded with resumes - do you need an HR person to weed through them
I want Timmy's old job!
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