Dear Ms. Davlantes,
Thank you for your nine years of dedication to NBC-5 viewers. Throughout your tenure, viewers could count on you to provide hard-hitting, informative and fair coverage on every story. Your talent will be missed.
But in this time of uncertainty, I would like to extend a helping hand to you, personally.
I'm a veteran Chicago journalist and understand this cut-throat business. It's messy, it's chaotic and downright brutal. But somehow it keeps calling us back for more.
Not only am I a grizzled scribe always looking for the next big story, I'm also someone who loves to laugh. I love the theater, meeting with friends or simply exploring the city and its people. I love piña coladas and watching the stars in the sky on a warm summer night. Most importantly, I love to love. And I love working out.
These are the things that give me joy.
I'm sure you have a lot on your mind now and probably too much free time. But if you need someone to talk to or someone who's just there to listen, let me know. If you need a shoulder to cry on or even a simple hug, look no further.
Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.
P.S. Grant Miller Media is hiring.
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8 comments:
Grant - is this about boobs? This is about boobs, isn't it?
NBC "5" what? I only get 1 NBC that I know of. Do you have some kind of illegal cable descrambler or something?
I think this is a perfect opportunity to lure Walter Jacobson out of retirement and put him back where he belongs - at the news desk.
I think she would make a fantasytastic "special assignments" reporter.
She knew how to party and thats all that matters now...
i thought you were gonna hire sarah palin
Miss Davlantes comes into the restaurant I work at frequently. Actually a very nice lady. Hope she finds another job here in Chicago.
Ah, This is perfect! Clears up
many contradictions I've read
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