1. You were born in:
a. Porbandar, Kathiawar Agency, India.
b. Bethlehem.
c. Westmoreland County, Virginia.
d. West Allis, Wisconsin
2. You like to:
a. Lead through examples of non-violence.
b. Lead via teachings and miracles.
c. Lead armies to defeat colonialism.
d. Lead hitchhikers into your basement.
3. Friends describe you as:
a. A great political and spiritual leader.
b. The Son of God.
c. The Father of American Democracy.
d. Quiet, a loner.
4. Your style is:
a. Bollywood chic!
b. Galilee groovy!
c. Mt. Vernon vogue!
d. Creepy.
5. One of your co-workers is getting on your nerves. You:
a. Declare a hunger strike until he is fired.
b. Turn the other cheek.
c. Negotiate a compromise but prepare for battle.
d. Write a cryptic letter explaining your concerns in blood.
6. You believe people:
a. Are to be treated equally and fairly.
b. Are all God's children.
c. Are free to seek life and liberty.
d. Are delicious.
7. If you're driving somewhere with friends you:
a. Offer clear and concise directions.
b. Are the designated driver.
c. Offer to pay for gas.
d. Dump their bodies in a shallow creek.
If you answered "A" you are Mahatma Gandhi.
If you answered "B" you are Jesus Christ.
If you answered "C" you are President Washington.
If you answered "D" you are Jeffrey Dahmer.
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8 comments:
If it weren't for the hitchhikers in the basement question, I'd have been Gandhi.
That one always trips me up.
Oh my God! I'm Jesus Christ!
Wait. Mine says I am that Freecreditreport.com guy.
I scored somewhere between Jesus and Jeffrey Dahmer. I guess that makes me average.
Um, you can call me Jeff if you'd like.
I do believe people are delicious. Is that so wrong?
I always figured you for a cross between Jesus and Dahmer.
nothing about chopping down cherry trees?
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