8.24.2009

Castro Makes First TV Appearance Since 2008.

Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro made his first televised appearance in more than a year on Saturday in a video run on a state-run network. Castro, 83, resigned the presidency last year after undergoing intestinal surgery in 2006. Here are some of the surprises from Castro's televised appearance:

  • Was accompanied by a towheaded, 8-year-old named Cousin Pepe.
  • Upon entry, Castro rapped a nearby jukebox and mariachi music began to play.
  • Received a rousing ovation when he gave his trademark thumbs up and catch phrase "Aye-aye-ayeeee!!!"
  • Nancy Reagan's appearance encouraging Cubans to "decir no las drugas."
  • Castro's brother, Raul, was portrayed by handsome actor Ted McGinley.
  • Announced he's moving in with a total neat-freak when he moves to his new pad in...Miami!!!
  • He jumped on the couch while proclaiming his love for his new girlfriend.
  • All the blantant product placements.
  • The bitchy reaction he got from "SimonĂ© de Cowell."
  • Was relieved by Mariano Rivera.

2 comments:

Eric said...

Wasn't he supposed to portray the 'Ricky Ricardo' character in the December 2010 release 'I Love Lucy' blockbuster?

katrocket said...

I actually thought Sr. Castro looked pretty good for his age. Might have been the Hammer pants.