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- "Shooting Your Friends in the Face for Dummies."
- "My Life as an NBA Journeyman." (Sorry, that's a title for Calbert Cheaney's memoirs)
- "Go Fuck Yourself."
- "Erotic Drawings I Made While Sequestered in My Secret Bunker."
- "[REDACTED] of the [REDACTED] for [REDACTED] [REDACTED]."
- "Unabridged Dick."
- "Getting to Yes Okay Okay I'll Tell You Anything Just Don't Kill Me!!!!"
- "My Life as the 43rd President, I Mean 46th Vice President."
- "I Was the Phantom." (Sorry, that's a title for Lon Chaney's memoirs)
- "The Dirtiest Limericks in the Whole Wide World."
- "A Child's First Book of Waterboarding."
- "101 Common Household Items You Can Use to Get People to Talk."
- "My Pet Goat: The Vengence."
- "Adam Clymer is a Major League Asshole."
- "The Seven Habits of Highly Secretive People."
- "I Know What You Did Last Summer Because I Ordered the Secret Service, CIA, FBI, NSA, and the Daughters of the American Revolution to Track Your Every Move."
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"[REDACTED] of the [REDACTED] for [REDACTED] [REDACTED]."
That one was my favorite.
he shot someone in the face.
Priceless. He is such a prick. You, on the other hand, are brilliant!
I like how Family Guy mocks Cheney.
I like "Go Fuck Yourself." It's what patrons can say when they walk by his book at the bookstore.
how about "better things to do than serving my country"
subtitle: "I will burn your eternal soul with the death-rays from my eyes. DIE, human scum!"
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