President Obama and Oprah are among those headed to Copenhagen, Denmark this week in a final push to bring the 2016 Olympic Games to Chicago. If accepted, several new Olympic events unique to Chicago will be unveiled at the games. They include:
- Timed parking spot savers competition with regulation lawn chair equipment.
- Synchronized Embezzling.
- The Worst Super Fan Imitation.
- The Tommy Gun Biathlon.
- The Pothole Jump.
- Freestyle Skimming.
- The Al Capone Vault.
- 10,000 metres sit in traffic - am I right folks???!!!.
- Turning Right on a Red Light Relay.
- Giangreco Roman Wrestling.
- Men's Downhill Svengoolie.
- Peter Francis Geracing!!!
- The Celozzi Freelift.
- The Uncle Bobby Sled.
- Additionally, gold medalists will be termed "Berwynners!"
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"Giangreco Roman Wrestling" giggle!
In an unprecedented move China has offered perennial “lovable loser” Chicago all of its Schezwan Hot Dog Fried Rice leftovers from the Beijing Games to help Chi-town bolter its bid. If successful, Windy City officials have promised the nation of 1.3 billion, that they would host a Bamboo Shoot Deep Dish Pizza Festival.
You forgot to mention the "Hundred yard dash from muggers" and the "High jump over litter."
Wait until we pull some 16" softball out on their asses!
I think with Obama and Oprah visiting Copenhagen that Chicago will win the bid for sure. I wonder what crazy game they will add to the Olympics.
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