A study in October's Pediatrics journal estimates 585,000 kids suffer adverse reactions to drugs every year in the U.S. Here's a look at the drugs and their common side effects:
- Marijuana: Kids taking marijuana for medicinal purposes are three times more likely to suffer "bad vibes." Other adverse reactions included a heightened interest in Tibetan freedom, "Mystery Science Theater," Fritos and an immunity to patchouli.
- Whippits: Kids prescribed whippits may experience mild euphoria after ingesting the nitrous oxide. This brief reaction is followed by an overwhelming malaise caused by the child realizing only losers do whippits.
- Thai White Diamond: Teens complaining of side effects caused by Thai white diamond are lying because I totally just made that up. But you must admit, it'd make a great name for a street drug.
- Glue: Side effects caused from sniffing glue include sticky boogers, globby snots, melded nasal hairs and the cure for cancer.
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3 comments:
Whip it good!
Naaaaa.
You forgot the side effects of shrooms!
I can't help thinking that none of this would even happen if parents just served a nice table wine, like Beaujolais, with dinner.
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