Every year, millions of American homes are haunted by ghosts addicted to sex. Perhaps you've seen eery clues your house is haunted by a perverted ghost - risqué material on your computer or DVDs tucked away in a creepy attic or crawl space. If you suspect your house is haunted by a sex addict ghost or just want to learn more about these vile visitors, take this Grant Miller Media quiz now:
1. Have you ever found questionable sites on your computer's web history that definitely were not viewed by your spouse?
a. Yes.
b. No.
2. Have you ever discovered a stash of Asian erotica hidden in your basement work bench that could only possibly be accessed by ghosts?
a. Yes.
b. No.
3. Have you ever stumbled upon a collection of adult magazines in your spouse's sock drawer that were placed there by ghosts?
a. Yes.
b. No.
4. Does your spouse ever warn you to not look in an old shoe box under the bed because he fears it's filled with the spirit of an angry carnival worker seeking revenge?
a. Yes.
b. No.
5. Does your spouse ever appear surprised or alarmed when you come home unexpectedly as if he or she has just seen ghost?
a. Yes.
b. No.
6. Have you ever walked in on your husband to find him in your flimsiest lingerie and cuffed to the bed by a ghost that only he can see?
a. Yes.
b. No.
If you answered "Yes" to any of these questions, your house is haunted by a dirty ghost.
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4 comments:
After taking the quiz I promply called a sExorcist.
i wonder how one dresses up as a sex ghost for halloween???
Whoa! Six out of six! I better warn my husband that our bedroom is haunted.
I don't mind that as much, I just hate when the perverted ghosts mess with MY stash and leave the pages all gooey with ect-OH-OH-OH-plasm.
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