Dear Driver of the Car in Front of Me,
The light is green.
Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.
10.30.2009
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"P.S. It ain't gonna get any greener."
P.S.S. (spoken like Bugs Bunny) "What are ya? Some kind of Maroon?"
Green is the new yellow this year.
Dear Grant Miller, Esq.:
It that your brake pedal riding my rear bumper or are you just happy to see me?
Sincerely,
Driver of the Car in Front of You
McSweeney's got nothing on you.
Dear Mr. Miller,
While you were looking down texting this, the car in front of you finally moved. Now quit texting and drive dammit, you're holding me up.
:)
Oh thank you! I am color-blind, so I wasn't sure. So I parked the car and came home to check my e-mail for your confirmation.
Dear Grant aka Driver in Back of Me:
I'm on the phone, dammit. Get off my bumper.
"As the light changed from red to green to amber and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a lot of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way."
-- Jack Handey
If only you could use a megaphone to say this to them at the time of the event.
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