11.04.2009

Congratulations!

Grant Miller Media extends its sincerest congratulations to all the latent homosexuals that voted against same-sex marriage in Maine on Tuesday! You're here. You're not queer! No! Not at all!

6 comments:

SkylersDad said...

Look at that prepster tool! All he's missing is the sweater tied over his shoulders.

jon said...

I think the vote was as close as it was because many Mainahs became comfortable with the idea after years of rubbing up next to Canada.

Coaster Punchman said...

Homos and Mormons, that's the ticket!

WendyB said...

I'm hypnotized by that shirt-tie combo. He should let his inner homosexual come out...that would improve his wardrobe for sure.

Red said...

I'm glad they specify ONE man and ONE woman. 'Cause if gay marriage is wrong then harems ain't right.But I think it's sad that people want to pass a law whose main purpose is to hurt people, and at the same time make married heterosexuals feel superior even if they have no good reason to.

Madam Z said...

I wish there were laws against ignorant assholes getting married and/or reproducing with or without the benefit of marriage.