Toyota CEO Akio Toyoda publicly apologized before Congress today for safety lapses that contributed to 39 deaths and lead to a massive recall. Here are some of the changes, the automaker promises over the next year:
- Giant, fire-breathing dragons will no longer build new cars.
- Will cease providing gloveboxes filled with used schoolgirl panties as a new car option.
- Airbags will no longer be imprinted with Hello Kitty.
- GPS voice directions will no longer be read by a coy, Japanese schoolgirl who giggles coquettishly at every intersection.
- Will cease giving chako stick keychains to new car buyers.
- New cars will no longer transform into giant, crime fighting machines.
- High-end vehicles will come pre-installed with front and rear cameras to take pictures of everything they see.
- Will provide an optional steering wheel microphone for in-car karaoke.
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* Broken gas pedal sensing wipers * Rear seat floor mounted gas pedel over-ride.
* Emergency activated recording of cheerful asian womans voice telling you "Sayonara"
I want to use my damned WII controller to steer, is that too much to ask?
And every once in a while, it could switch over to driver 2.
But we still get sushi, right?
This is serious guys. we'll a little humor will surely makes it easier but for those who has been affected by this mess. It’s really not that easy laugh. We just hope that there will really be aggressive changes to avoid this huge trouble they are into
nice post. thanks.
I wish I had a giant, fire-breathing dragon.
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