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- President Obama personally insures every fluid ounce of United States water contains fluoride. This highly secretive program was instituted shortly after President Obama was sworn in by his reptilian overlords. Following his daily briefing with the Illuminati, Bilderberg Group and United Nations Security Council, the President reviews fluoridation levels and adjusts them accordingly to control gold prices.
- President Obama maintains close watch over a shadowy, desert military installation known as "Area 51." Many conspiracy theorists mistakenly believe this location 80 miles north of Las Vegas houses alien technology and UFOs. In fact, President Obama uses the site to hide his Indonesian birth certificate and Muslim prayer rug.
- President Obama was sworn into office on the Quran. When taking the oath of office, President Obama placed his hand on a copy of the Quran that once belonged to his father, the Ayatollah Khomeini.
- President Obama attended a Madrassa while living in Indonesia as a child. This is almost true. More accurately, Obama attended medical school in Indonesia to study abortions, stem cell transplants, kidney harvesting, witchcraft and levitation.
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THIS MOMENTOUS DAY!
Not one day in anyone’s life is an uneventful day, no day without profound meaning, no matter how dull and boring it might seem, no matter whether you are a seamstress or a queen, a shoeshine boy or a movie star, a renowned philosopher or a Down’s syndrome child.
Because in every day of your life, there are opportunities to perform little kindnesses for others, both by conscious acts of will and unconscious example.
Each smallest act of kindness – even just words of hope when they are needed, the remembrance of a birthday, a compliment that engenders a smile – reverberates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it’s passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away.
Likewise, each small meanness, each thoughtless expression of hatred, each envious and bitter act, regardless of how petty, can inspire others, and is therefore the seed that ultimately produces evil fruit, poisoning people whom you have never met and never will.
All human lives are so profoundly and intricately entwined – those dead, those living, those generations yet to come – that the fate of all is the fate of each, and the hope of humanity rests in every heart and in every pair of hands.
Therefore, after every failure, we are obliged to strive again for success, and when faced with the end of one thing, we must build something new and better in the ashes, just as from pain and grief, we must weave hope, for each of us is a thread critical to the strength – the very survival – of the human tapestry.
Every hour in every life contains such often-unrecognized potential to affect the world that the great days for which we, in our dissatisfaction, so often yearn are already with us; all great days and thrilling possibilities are combined always in THIS MOMENTOUS DAY!
Excerpt from Dean Koontz’s book, “From the Corner of His Eye”.
It embodies the idea of how the smallest of acts can have such a profound effect on each of our lives.
But he'll never get his hands on my survival seeds!
Damn, I really feel like I should write/copy-and-paste more since I'm following Preston.
Ha! and ha ha. I know you're kidding, but you're not really kidding because you really know the truth, but you know we'll think you're kidding.....
How could you leave out the fact that he was born on the planet Krypton? Honestly, Mr. Miller.
I hear that he smokes 'Kool' menthols. *shudder*
5. President Obama patiently waits for Joe Biden's droping of the F-bomb as secret signal that it time for him to sign healthcare reform bill.
You forgot to mention that Obama also eats the brains of small kittens...WHILE THEY ARE STILL ALIVE!
Madam Z's comment just made me laugh out loud. Yes, I write the whole thing out. Only communists like Obama say LOL.
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