4.27.2010

Arizona Approves Tougher Immigration Laws.

A new Arizona law makes it illegal to reside, work, visit, think about, imagine, remember, look at or come within 500 feet of America and allows state and local police to arrest anyone they see - including other officers - within American borders. The law - which takes effect in July - is considered the strictest anti-immigration measure in recent history. The following people or groups are advised to report immediately to their ancestral countries of origin before the final process begins:

  • Abkhazian-Americans.
  • Afghan-Americans.
  • Akrotiri or Dhekelia-Americans.
  • Åland Islander-Americans.
  • Albanian-Americans.
  • Algerian-Americans.
  • American Samoans.
  • Andorra, Anguilla, Antigua and Barbudan-Americans.
  • Argentinean-Americans.
  • Armenian-Americans.
  • Aruban-Americans.
  • Ascension Islander-Americans
  • Australian-Americans.
  • Austrian-Americans
  • Azerbaijani-Americans.
  • Bahamian-Americans.
  • Bahraini-Americans.
  • Bangladeshi-Americans.
  • Barbadian-Americans.
  • Belarusian-Americans.
  • Belgian-Americans.
  • Belizean-Americans.
  • Beninese-Americans.
  • Bermudan-Americans.
  • Bhutanese-Americans.
  • Bolivian-Americans.
  • Bosnian and Herzegovinian-Americans.
  • Botswana-Americans.
  • Brazilian-Americans.
  • Bruneian-Americans.
  • Bulgarian-Americans.
  • Burkina Fasoian-Americans.
  • Burundian-Americans.
  • Cambodian-Americans.
  • Cameroonian-Americans.
  • Canadian-Americans.
  • Cape Verdean-Americans.
  • Cayman-Americans.
  • Central African Republican-Americans.
  • Chadian-Americans.
  • Chilean-Americans.
  • Chinese and Taiwanese-Americans.
  • Christmas Islander-Americans.
  • Cocos or Keeling Islander-Americans.
  • Colombian-Americans.
  • Comorian-Americans.
  • Democratic Republic of the Congolese-Americans.
  • Republic of the Congolese-Americans.
  • Cook Islander-Americans.
  • Costa Rican-Americans.
  • Côte d'Ivoirian-Americans.
  • Croatian-Americans.
  • Cuban-Americans.
  • Cypriot-Americans.
  • Czech-Americans.
  • Danish-Americans.
  • Djiboutian-Americans.
  • Dominican-Americans.
  • East Timorese-Americans.
  • Ecuadorian-Americans.
  • Egyptian-Americans.
  • Salvadorian-Americans.
  • Republic of Equatorial Guinean-Americans.
  • Eritrean-Americans.
  • Estonian-Americans.
  • Ethiopian-Americans.
  • Falklander-Americans.
  • Faroe Islander-Americans.
  • Fijian-Americans.
  • Finnish-Americans.
  • French-Americans.
  • French Polynesian-Americans.
  • Gabonese-Americans.
  • Gambian-Americans.
  • Georgian-Americans.
  • German-Americans.
  • Ghanian-Americans.
  • Gibraltarian-Americans.
  • Greek-Americans.
  • Greenlander-Americans.
  • Grenadian-Americans.
  • Guamanian-Americans.
  • Guatemalan-Americans.
  • Guernésiais-Americans.
  • Guinean-Americans.
  • Guinea-Bissauan-Americans.
  • Guyanese-Americans.
  • Haitian-Americans.
  • Honduran-Americans,
  • Hongkonger-Americans.
  • Hungarian-Americans.
  • Icelandic-Americans.
  • Indian-Americans.
  • Indonesian-Americans.
  • Iranian-Americans.
  • Iraqi-Americans.
  • Irish-Americans.
  • Manx-Americans.
  • Israeli-Americans.
  • Italian-Americans.
  • Jamaican-Americans.
  • Japanese-Americans.
  • Jérrais-Americans.
  • Jordanian-Americans.
  • Kazakhstani-Americans.
  • Kenyan-Americans.
  • Kiribati-Americans.
  • North Korean-Americans.
  • South Korean-Americans.
  • The Demilitarized Zone-Americans.
  • Kuwaiti-Americans.
  • Kyrgyzstani-Americans.
  • Laotian-Americans.
  • Latvian-Americans.
  • Lebanese-Americans.
  • Basotho-Americans.
  • Liberian-Americans.
  • Librarians.
  • Libyan-Americans.
  • Liechtensteiner-Americans.
  • Lithuanian-Americans.
  • Luxembourger-Americans.
  • Macanese-Americans.
  • Macedonian-Americans.
  • Malagasy-Americans.
  • Malawian-Americans.
  • Malaysian-Americans.
  • Maldivian-Americans.
  • Malian-Americans.
  • Maltese-Americans.
  • Marshall Islander-Americans.
  • Mauritanian-Americans.
  • Mauritian-Americans.
  • Mahoran-Americans.
  • Mexican-Americans.
  • Micronesian-Americans.
  • Moldovan-Americans.
  • Monacan-Americans.
  • Mongolian-Americans.
  • Montenegrin-Americans.
  • Montserrat-Americans.
  • Moroccan-Americans.
  • Mozambican-Americans.
  • Burmese-Americans.
  • Nagorno-Karabakh Republican-Americans.
  • Namibian-Americans.
  • Nauruan-Americans.
  • Nepali-Americans.
  • Dutch-Americans.
  • Dutch-Antilles-Americans.
  • New Caledonia and its dependencies-Americans.
  • New Zealander-Americans.
  • Nicaraguan-Americans.
  • Nigerien-Americans.
  • Niuean-Americans.
  • Norfolk Islander-Americans.
  • Northern Cyprus-Americans.
  • Northern Mariana Islander-Americans.
  • Norwegian-Americans.
  • Omani-Americans.
  • Pakistani-Americans.
  • Palauan-Americans.
  • Palestinian-Americans.
  • Panamanian-Americans.
  • Papua New Guinean-Americans.
  • Paraguayan-Americans.
  • Peruvian-Americans.
  • Filipino-Americans.
  • Pitcairn Islander-Americans.
  • Polish-Americans.
  • Portuguese-Americans.
  • Puerto Rican-Americans.
  • Qatari-Americans.
  • Romanian-Americans.
  • Russian-Americans.
  • Rwandan-Americans.
  • Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republican-Americans.
  • Saint Barthélemy-Americans.
  • Saint Helenan-Americans.
  • Saint Kitts and Nevis Islander-Americans.
  • Saint Lucian-Americans.
  • Saint Martiner-Americans.
  • Saint Pierre and Miquelon Islander-Americans.
  • Saint Vincent and the Grenadines Islander-Americans.
  • Samoan-Americans.
  • Sammarinese-Americans.
  • São Tomé and Príncipe-Americans.
  • Saudi Arabian-Americans.
  • Senegalese-Americans.
  • Serbian-Americans.
  • Seychellean-Americans.
  • Sierra Leonese-Americans.
  • Singaporan-Americans.
  • Slovakian-Americans.
  • Slovenian-Americans.
  • Solomon Islander-Americans.
  • Somalian-Americans.
  • Somalilander-Americans.
  • South African-Americans.
  • South Ossetian-Americans.
  • Spainish-Americans.
  • Sri Lankan-Americans.
  • Sudanese-Americans.
  • Surinamese-Americans.
  • Svalbardian-Americans.
  • Swazilander-Americans.
  • Swedish-Americans.
  • Swiss-Americans.
  • Syrian-Americans.
  • Tajikistani-Americans.
  • Tanzanian-Americans.
  • Thai-Americans.
  • Togolese-Americans.
  • Tokelauan-Americans.
  • Tongan-Americans.
  • Transnistrian Moldovan Republican-Americans.
  • Trinidad and Tobagoan-Americans.
  • Tristan da Cunhan-Americans.
  • Tunisian-Americans.
  • Turkish-Americans.
  • Turkmenistani-Americans.
  • Turks and Caicos Islander-Americans.
  • Tuvaluan-Americans.
  • Ugandan-Americans.
  • Ukrainian-Americans.
  • Emirati Arabian-Americans.
  • British-Americans.
  • American-Americans.
  • Uruguayan-Americans.
  • Uzbekistani-Americans.
  • Vanuatuan-Americans.
  • Vatican City-Americans.
  • Venezuelan-Americans.
  • Vietnamese-Americans.
  • British Virgin Islander-Americans.
  • United States Virgin Islander-Americans.
  • Wallis and Futuna Islander-Americans.
  • Yemeni-Americans.
  • Zambian-Americans.
  • Zimbabwean-Americans.
  • Disputed zone-Americans.
  • Inaccessible region-Americans.
  • Unrecognized nation-Americans.
  • Secessionist movement-Americans.
  • Freedonian-Americans.
  • Lower Slobovian-Americans.
  • Eurasian-Americans.
  • Gnubian-Americans.
  • Ishtari-Americans.
  • Kabulstani-Americans.
  • Kreplakistani-Americans.
  • Myposean-Americans.
  • Nambutu-Americans.
  • Oceania-Americans.
  • Ozian-Americans.
  • Pathos-Americans.
  • Symbionese-Americans.
  • Arctic-Americans.
  • Antarctic-Americans.
  • Aquatic-Americans.
  • Merman-Americans.
  • Amphibian-Americans
  • International Space Station-Americans.

5 comments:

vikkitikkitavi said...

Dang, buddy. No one commits to a joke like you do.

jon said...

This is a Topo-Graphic work of art. Here are a few more to add to your list.

http://www.2020opticians.com/pdfs/eyechart.pdf

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Somehow they managed to still miss me. Boo ya Arizona!

Eric said...

The ancient Akrotiri-Americans had it coming... Just couldn't stay in their own country and had to ruin it for the people of Arizona, 'wah, big volcano and tidal wave, wah'.

Wait in line like everyone else, jerks.

Coaster Punchman said...

I bet you’ve never even been to the Åland Islands. I have. So there.