4.23.2010

Titles of Adult Videos Accessed By SEC Regulators.

The Securities and Exchange Commission is under fire following reports of regulators routinely accessing pornography Web while overseeing the nation's financial industry. Here's a list obtained by Grant Miller Media of graphic videos downloaded by SEC staffers:
  • "Liquid Assets."
  • "A Very, Very Strong Hold."
  • "Fishnet Income."
  • "Trading - After Hours!"
  • "Irrational Exuberance Vol. 27."
  • "Debbie Does Berkshire Hathaway."
  • "IPO: Initial Pubic Offering."
  • "The Foxy Proxy."
  • "The ATM Machine."
  • "Standard Deviations."
  • "The 10 Bagger."
  • "Topping Out."
  • "The Big SEC Probe."
  • "The AMEXXX."
  • "Asset Play Vol. 32"
  • "Bears and Bulls."
  • "Infidelity Investments."
  • "NASDAQed All Night Long."
  • "Sloppy Secondary Markets."
  • "Milton's Friedman"
  • "The Stimulus Package."

5 comments:

jon said...

Might even be worse that GMM first reports. These DVD's were found in SEC lunch room.

* Fist Full of Hollers
* Trading Places (a.k.a. Wall St. Kama Sutra)
* Bang The Dow Slowly
* Blue Chip Cocks
* Trading Floor Face Jam
* Backdated and Backdoored
* Mutual Fun Hanky Panky
* Wanda Whips Wall Street
* Over the Counter and Under Her Skirt

SkylersDad said...

Well done both of you!

Chris said...

Now I don't want to know how they "seal" those "sealed investigations".

And why is this ticker tape sticking to the bottom of my shoes?

Distributorcap said...

i watched standard deviations. there was no money shot

Eric said...

Whoa, nice comprehensive list there, but I don't see 'On Gold and Bonds.'