6.30.2010

An Open Letter to LeBron James.

Dear Mr. James,


Welcome to Chicago.

Since you're new here, you'll want to get acquainted with the city before the NBA season starts. Look to me as your guide in the City of Big Shoulders.

Quite frankly, no one knows Chicago like me. I've lived kind of near it my entire life and in those 28 years I've gotten to know several of its streets and neighborhoods. Chicago - like me - is a tough, gritty city that works hard and plays hard.

But it's the people that make Chicago special. The valets, the coat checkers or cleaning women - these are the Chicagoans I know and love.

Here's my list of places that are absolutely, Authentic Chicago. Enjoy:
  1. The Rainforest Cafe: Nothing says "Chicago" quite like the Rainforest Cafe. Specifically the one at Woodfield Mall in Schaumburg. Whether it's the simulated thunderstorms or the safari-themed waitstaff - you'll think you slipped into a Nelson Algren novel in no time.
  2. Pizzeria Uno Chicago Bar & Grill: Chicagoans love deep dish pizza and what better place to experience authentic local flavor than where it was invented - the Pizzeria Uno Chicago Bar & Grill in Lombard. You may recognize this location from the "Hill Street Blues" opening sequence. That hit show - which turned local boy Daniel J. Travanti into a megastar - was filmed throughout the Chicago neighborhood of Lombard.
  3. The Streets of Woodfield: Growing up, my parents took me here every weekend. Back then it was filled with immigrants selling their traditional wares and ethnic foods. The sounds of the blues, gospel and even Polish folk music filled the air. You may recognize it from the "Blues Brothers." A lot has changed but it's still a great place to get a pair of tan chinos, a polo shirt or catch the latest movies.
I could go on but hopefully you'll discover some real Chicago places of your own like I have.

Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.

2 comments:

Eric said...

Don't forget a memorable once-in-a-lifetime experience of a 'Turkey Swiss no-Mayo' at the Sears Tower Corner Bakery.

jon said...

If LeBron's mom likes deep dish pizza more than she likes to deep dish with Delonte West, then he's coming to Chicago!