6.28.2010

Very Dull Children's Books.

  • "The Anonymous Giving Tree."
  • "Where the Sidewalk Descends Slightly."
  • "The Very Contented Caterpillar."
  • "Goodnight Allan Bloom."
  • "Egg Whites and Whole Grain Toast."
  • "Tweed."
  • "Where the Insurance Agents Are."
  • "Oh, the Places You'll Go by Bus."
  • "How The Grinch Stole Flag Day."
  • "Are You My Maternal Cousin Twice Removed?"
  • "Clifford, the Perfectly Normal Golden Retriever."
  • "Charlie and the Brake Pad Factory."
  • "James and the Irregular Sized Tan Chinos."
  • "Anne of Schaumburg."

5 comments:

BeckEye said...

What? "Charlie and the Brake Pad Factory" was hilarious!!

Oh, wait. I might be thinking of the movie "Tommy Boy."

SkylersDad said...

it occurs to me that "James and the Irregular Sized Tan Chinos" would have worked for your porn post also.

Or is it just me?
Probably.

Eric said...

Ohh, remember that part in 'Where the Insurance Agents Are' when they talk about subrogation of claims. Awesome!

Jeff said...

I disagree... "Oh, the Places You'll Go by Bus" was riveting. Especially the section that follows "With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you’re too smart to go down a not-so-good street"... and you end up on S. State and Garfield in Chicago at midnight after falling asleep on the bus. Very scary!

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