7.02.2010

Tips for Having a Safe Fourth of July.

  1. Don't place your lit M-80 firecracker next to a watermelon. Doing so could damage or destroy your watermelon.
  2. Don't allow your mannequin to hold lit firecrackers. Every year, millions of mannequins lose their hands after holding firecrackers. Don't let this happen to your mannequin.
  3. Keep sparklers away from your mannequin's clothes. Sparklers often are considered safe even for child-sized mannequins. But when their clothes come into contact with a fiery sparkler, they can easily become catch fire.
  4. Do not light large fireworks on the desk near your seated mannequin. This common mistake can result can damage your desk and completely destroy your mannequin.
  5. Don't light a strip of firecrackers in your mannequin's pants pocket. This often results in the mannequin's pants catching on fire.
  6. Keep your mannequin's head clear of large fireworks explosions. Too often mannequin owners forget to move their mannequin away from large explosions only to see their beloved mannequin's head destroyed. Be alert to your mannequin's location at all times when fireworks are near.

3 comments:

SkylersDad said...

This is a wonderful service you provide, and hopefully there will be far fewer mannequin injuries this 4th of July.

Bless you Grant Miller!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Okay, so I can drop a lit firework down my pants, but not down the pants of my mannequin? Good to know. Dr. Ken's going to blow his balls off! Yee haw!!!!

GETkristiLOVE said...

But I like it when mannequins are decapitated.