How to Use Social Media to Spur Political Change.
By Grant Miller, Poet.
Don't get excited.
People used to use Friendster.
Now look at it, dude.
How to Make a Tie-Dyed Cake for Your Child's Party.
By Grant Miller, Poet.
Jesus Christ, can't you
Just make a normal cake once?
Nobody likes Phish.
How to Calculate How Much Money You Need to Retire.
By Grant Miller, Poet.
It depends on the
price of Depends when you're old.
That was a cheap joke.
Tips For Selecting a Great PowerPoint Background.
By Grant Miller, Poet.
Use something cool that
Will hold their attention, dude.
Tigers are awesome.
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10 comments:
Once again...spot on!
Practical Haikus
Change my life for the better
Thank you Grant Miller
Who knew a haiku
Could be used to share wisdom
And also slam Phish?
I'll share PG's Haiku he wrote about Ted Haggard a number of years ago:
Eyes glazed with Jesus
Fluids dripping down his chin
What was he thinking?
House Of False Wisdom
Grant Miller President Facts
His Pants Are On Fire
Finally! Someone agrees with me about Phish!
Never pay for a
Large drink at a restaurant
That gives free refills.
-Very Practical Haikus
How to Break a Drug Addiction
To get sober fast,
good authority tells us --
it's the thought that counts
How could I else wise
Know what to do, think, or say
Without Grant Miller?
I like these! I learned a lot, and I'll trust you on the syllables.
Haiku is easy
If you're OCD, like me
I like to count things
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