This might sound like an odd hobby, but I love taking pictures of my junk. Every chance I get, I find a private place where I can go and snap a couple shots of my junk. Even if I'm at work, I'll just quietly place my cell phone under my desk and snap a quick picture of my junk.
Sometimes I post these pictures online or give them to total strangers in the many chat rooms I frequent. One time I went to a chat room and said "Anybody want pictures of junk?" You'd never imagine the response I got!
Other times I'll just show the pictures to my wife, but she's always disgusted at the sight of my junk.
I'm sure I'm not the first guy to take pictures of his junk. Whoever invented the camera probably did it just to snap a few pictures of his junk. You know how guys are, they're always showing off their junk.
Growing up, my uncle always tried taking pictures of my junk. After awhile, I felt pretty comfortable with him looking at my junk. But things got weird when he touched my junk.
My junk has really grown recently - see, I'm renting an office in downtown Tampa, but it's also doubling as a storage locker until we move into our new house next month. So you can't crawl under my desk without bumping into my junk. But our new house will be great - it has a giant deck. I'll post some deck pics after we move in.
But you don't want to hear my life story. You just want to see my junk. Enjoy:
Here's my junk on my desk.
Here's my junk under my desk.
Another shot of my junk.
I can't wait to move so I can finally let my junk breathe.

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This is the pic that got Bret Farve's junk in so much trouble.
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I really want to touch your junk right now.
If you put your junk out on the curb, it'd get picked up within seconds.
You really shouldn't get our hopes up like this.
Good thing you'll only have junk in your trunk until you move into your new house.
I'm a woman, but my junk's bigger than your junk!
Well, hopefully there is no junk in your trunk.
Your junk is smaller than I thought it would be.
I don’t bookmark sites but i will bookmark this! LOL!
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Hey Grant,
Care to flex your writing muscles a bit? I'm hosting Flash Fiction Friday this week and I was wondering if perhaps you'd like to contribute? With your marvelous imagination and your great turn of phrase, I think you would be a natural. It is once a week and you write a little story to go with the starter prompt and at the end of the week, everyone reads everybody else's stories. If you are interested, here is the page:
http://www.flashfictionfriday.com/
We're on Facebook too. Just search Flash Fiction Friday. Hope to see you there.
Thanks,
Doc
Hahahahahaha! Sir that was an excellently written post :D
I'm glad you are comfortable enough with your junk to share pictures. I hope your wife doesn't mind that you're doing this.
I have enjoyed your junk, more than words can say. Thank you for sharing it with us.
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