4.05.2011

Practical Haikus.

Tips for Enjoying an Art Museum.

By Grant Miller, Poet

I've been to a lot.
Bored? Look for paintings with dogs.
Always works for me.

How to Save Money on Auto Insurance.
By Grant Miller, Poet.

You should steal a car.
Like a kick ass Camaro.
No one can stop you.

How to Avoid Submitting Suspicious Expense Reports.
By Grant Miller, Poet.

Get a job at the
Race track. All problems solved.
You are The Gambler.

How to Be Amazing and Fit after 50.
By Grant Miller, Poet.

How 'bout that Cybil
Shepherd? My my. Uh huh. Yeah.
Know what I'm sayin'?

2 comments:

Gwen said...

Did Mr. Bednarik write these?

Flannery Alden said...

When is the guide book
Full of practical haikus
Going to be out?