Egyptian militant Saif al-Adel was appointed interim leader of Al Qaeda it was reported Tuesday. It's believed al-Adel will hold the position until Ayman al-Zawahri is officially appointed to the leadership role once held by Osama Bin Laden.
Here are some perks al-Adel can expect with his promotion:
- One-time 15 percent pay raise and future annual raises between 4 and 10 percent.
- Full use of the Al Qaeda company sedan.
- Increased medical coverage and a lower deductible for al-Adel and his family.
- Corner office with private bathroom.
- A specially-fitted, ergonomic office chair.
- Full-time office assistant.
- Reimbursed cell phone bills.
- A parking spot near the office door.
- Three weeks vacation, five sick days and two floating personal days in addition to holidays off.
- Use of Al Qaeda's credit card for business lunches.
- Can work from home every other Friday.
- New business cards and stationary.
- Dallas Cowboys season tickets and use of Al Qaeda's luxury suite.
- Premium enrollment at any Bally Total Fitness.
- Priority Club membership at Holiday Inn Express locations worldwide.
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2 comments:
Wow. Are they hiring more people? I could use some of those perks...
Whose this al-Adel guy???? I thought Trump had the inside track on that job.
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