Am I Right Folks???

Oh brother. Have you heard about these morans saying the end of the world is tomorrow? They been saying that kinda stuff for years and ain't nothing ever happened.

You know how I'll know it's the end of the world? When the Cubs when the World Series - that'll be the end of the world. I mean, seriously.

Am I right folks???

But hey - the end of the world won't be that bad - at least I won't have to eat my old lady's beef casserole anymore!!! One bite outta that and you'll be begging for the plague!!!

But seriously folks - what's with that Twitter? Twitter? I don't even know her!!!! Now is it Twitter? Twatter? What ever it is, it's get me twitted off!!!

That Charlie Sheen is on there all the time nowadays. Twitting this and Twatting that. What the Hell, Chuck - we liked ya more on your show - "Two and a Half Twits!!!!"

But boy, what a life that Charlie Sheen's got - drugs, broads, tiger blood. Sounds like me on the weekends!!!

Didja hear about these relaxation brownies they got in Massachusets? They're trying to have these brownies banned because some kids ate them and had to go to the hospital.

I don't know who the geniuses are here, but those kids didn't need to go to the hospital and I know this from personal experience. What they needed were some Zeppelin albums and a couple of bean burritos!!!! That'll cure of what ails 'em!!!!

You know maybe if my old lady, Alice, would make some of those brownies I could actually stomach her cooking. But as it is - that's a big, fat N.O. And I mean big and fat if you hear me loud and clear!!!!

Can you believe these college students in Germany??? A third of them consider sex work...And the other two thirds wish they could consider sex work!!!

But really, can you call sex work, work??? It's definitely not work for me - if you know what I mean!!!! How about this - I'll consider going to college when sex becomes work - that'll be the day!!!

Jeez Louise!!!

Stash Bednarik is an associate editor and Pulitzer Prize winning columnist at Grant Miller Media. He is a lifelong nudist and resident of Whiting, Indiana. His column, "Am I Right, Folks???"appears on Fridays.