Folded Magazine Said to Kill Mosquito No. 2.

A folded June 2010 National Geographic magazine operated by Grant Miller killed the second highest ranking mosquito in the carpeted living room region on Monday, it was reported, further damaging a pestilence network that appears significantly weakened since the death of Ochlerotatus Taeniorhynchus in May.

A spokesman for Grant Miller said the strike killed Aedes Vexans, a mosquito of European origin who in the last year had taken over as the mosquitoes top operational planner. Mr. Vexans was in frequent contact with Taeniorhynchus in the months before the mosquito leader was killed on May 8 by a Discover credit card advertisement, intelligence officials said.

Grant Miller officials described Mr. Vexans death as particularly significant as compared with other high ranking mosquito operatives who have been killed because he was one of a new generation of leaders that the pestilence network hoped would assume greater control after Taeniorhynchus' death.

In the months since Taeniorhynchus' death, Grant Miller has maintained a barrage of magazine and junk mail attacks in the carpeted region of the living room, straining his already turbulent relationship with the rest of his family who would like to calmly watch television.

Grant Miller almost never consults family officials in advance of a magazine or junk mail strike. Magazine strikes have been the Miller administration's preferred means of hunting mosquito operatives and other forms of pestilence. Over the past year, Grant Miller has expanded the magazine war to the kitchen and dinning room.