8.23.2011

Tips for Going to a New School.

Going to a new school presents a lot of challenges and changes which sometimes leads to unnecessary anxiety. But going to a new school is a part of life everyone will experience at one time or another. Here are some useful tips to make the transition easier:

  • Administer a massive beatdown on the first day in the yard. Students sometimes feel alone or scared when confronted with a new school. Inflicting some serious justice in the yard tells other students you are not to be messed with.
  • Don't become a punk and don't associate with punks. While there are benefits to being friendly with punks, you don't want to get too involved. Doing so could lead you to be gambled or sold to other, stronger students.
  • Don't discuss why you're in school. Everyone is in school for the same reason. Make things easier on yourself by keeping your head down and accepting responsibility for your actions. Time will pass faster if you focus on the task at hand.
  • Exercise. Everyone is given time outside at some point during the day. Instead of standing around with friends, use this opportunity to bulk-up. Remove your shirt and get ripped to relieve stress and focus on your studies.
  • Don't be indebted to anyone. When you first get to school, other students may offer assistance or provide guidance. But there's a catch - they'll want payback and more later. DON'T accept loans or gifts from anyone - don't take what you can't afford on your own.

4 comments:

SkylersDad said...

Also, remember that you can steal a pair of those crappy safety scissors and spend time sharpening the points to make them a more effective shank.

Mnmom said...

And the guards, I mean teachers, are NOT your friends!

jon said...

* Start Canoodling and Gossiping Immediately. With A.D.D. so rampant you only have a small window of time to establish your ground and reputation.

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