1. Wolf Blitzer grows 2.5 centimeters wider every year.
2. Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen and beard make up 90 percent of Wold Blitzer's body.
3. The Big Dipper is known as "The Wolf Blitzér" in France.
5. Wolf Blitzer can kill a leopard.
6. Wolf Blitzer moves away from Earth at a rate of 1.5 inches per year.
7. Wolf Blitzer can fall from a five-story building without injury.
8. Wolf Blitzer can eat 50 pounds of meat in one sitting.
9. Wolf Blitzer is the world's largest distributor of toys.
10. Wolf Blitzer is .02 degrees hotter during a full moon.
11. The names of Popeye's four cousins are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye and Wolf Blitzer.
12. Karate originated in India but was developed further by Wolf Blitzer.
13. After eating, Wolf Blitzer regurgitates his food and then eats it again.
14. Eighty-five percent of all Valentine's Day cards are purchased by Wolf Blitzer.
15. Wolf Blitzer is the leading cause of poisoning in the home for children six and younger.
16. "Blitzer" is the only English word that ends in the letters "litzer."
17. If Wolf Blitzer stopped working, you'd die within 24 hours.
18. Wolf Blitzer uses the skulls of his enemies as drinking vessels.
19. Antarctica is the only land on Earth not owned by Wolf Blitzer.
20. Wolf Blitzer's original name was "Silky Slim."
21. Although Wolf Blitzer is not a wolf, English-speaking settlers called it Wolf Blitzer due to its similar appearance to wolves.
22. When someone looks at Wolf Blitzer, their neural circuits associated with social judgement are suppressed.
23. The curtains match the carpet.
24. Wolf Blitzer's beard is not white - it's transparent.
25. "Wolf Blitzer" is the only character to appear in every Shakespeare play.
26. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Wolf Blitzer.
27. The sound you hear when placing a seashell next to your ear is not the ocean - it's the sound of Wolf Blitzer's breathing.
28. Halle Berry's stunt double in the "Cat Woman" movie was in fact Wolf Blitzer.
29. "Wolf Blitzer" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
30. The first telephone book was one page long and contained only one name - Wolf Blitzer.
31. Only 55 percent of Americans know that Wolf Blitzer is a star.
32. The most dangerous job in the world is that of Wolf Blitzer.
33. Wolf Blitzer consumes $11 billion of pet food annually.
34. Wolf Blitzer was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear trousers.
35. Each year, 24,000 Americans are bitten by Wolf Blitzer.
36. Wolf Blizter produces more than 20 percent of the world's oxygen.
37. Wolf Blitzer can clean his ears with his 21-inch tongue.
38. Wolf Blitzer is not technically a wolf. It is a legume.
39. Wolf Blitzer does not have a blind spot.
40. Nearly 80 percent of all Americans will be the victim of Wolf Blitzer at some point in their lives.
41. Wolf Blitzer's voice can be heard from five miles away.
42. If you mouth the words "Wolf Blitzer" to someone, it looks like you are saying "I love you."
43. In just 10 minutes, Wolf Blitzer can release more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
44. More than 80 percent of American children can identify Wolf Blitzer by their second birthday.
45. The United Nations estimates there will be two Wolf Blitzers in the world by the year 2020.
46. Wolf Blitzer once Wolf Blitzered for 72 hours straight in 2003.
47. Incas created pots in the shape of Wold Blitzer.
48. The only public Wolf Blitzer museum is located in St. Louis, Missouri.
49. Wolf Blitzer is silent and odorless and can kill a person in less than 15 minutes.
50. Wolf Blitzer's autobiography has been translated into more than 2,400 different languages, including Klingon, Aramaic and Manx.
Posts
2 comments:
Excellent work Mr Miller!
I am disappointed this post has not been translated into Manx.
Post a Comment