Comments on Grant Miller Media.: Have a Great Weekend!

Thanks for the good news, asshole.

2009-07-14T12:56:29.787-05:00

Thanks for the good news, asshole.

Now, where did I put my Klonopin?

2009-07-11T03:13:10.212-05:00

Now, where did I put my Klonopin?

You're so dark and troubled. That's hot.

2009-07-10T16:29:59.197-05:00

You're so dark and troubled. That's hot.

So uplifting. Because so far today, none of this h...

2009-07-10T14:36:34.865-05:00

So uplifting. Because so far today, none of this has happened. There's always 4pm though. Maybe by then we'll meet destruction!

I knew I could count on you for the lastest Paris ...

2009-07-10T14:26:52.624-05:00

I knew I could count on you for the lastest Paris Hilton news, Grant Miller Media never lets me down!

Just don't run into one of those 300 active serial...

2009-07-10T14:15:46.751-05:00

Just don't run into one of those 300 active serial killers this weekend!

Well, I WAS going to leave the house but now I thi...

2009-07-10T13:27:49.799-05:00

Well, I WAS going to leave the house but now I think I'll curl into a ball in the basement by the cat litter boxes and cry. Thanks, Grant Miller. You're swell.

You should have a talk with your empires fact-chec...

2009-07-10T13:06:34.312-05:00

You should have a talk with your empires fact-checkers Mr Miller. I am pretty certain that in 1989 a 400,000 mile asteroid missed the Earth by 1000 feet.

I am certain I saw a shadow go by that day...

LMAO what's wrong with u!! trying to scare people ...

2009-07-10T12:46:07.840-05:00

LMAO what's wrong with u!! trying to scare people on friday

Maybe the asteroids that would otherwise hit Earth...

2009-07-10T12:38:05.909-05:00

Maybe the asteroids that would otherwise hit Earth will be pulled into the newly discovered black hole. It's a plan so crazy, it just might work.

I thought the Big Crunch was the most accepted end...

2009-07-10T12:10:49.287-05:00

I thought the Big Crunch was the most accepted end-of-the-universe theory. If it's The Big Freeze, I better fire up the CO2 machine and help heat this mother up with a little global warming.

That's why I come here- the sunny outlook on life ...

2009-07-10T12:04:08.781-05:00

That's why I come here- the sunny outlook on life and the Paris Hilton updates.

The concept of existence sometimes terrifies me in...

2009-07-10T11:57:08.508-05:00

The concept of existence sometimes terrifies me into panic. Thankfully, I spend more nights reliving scenes from “My New BFF” in my head than facing the crushing terror of the realization of my own mortality.

Dubai is hawt.

2009-07-10T11:35:14.197-05:00

Dubai is hawt.